How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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