my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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