that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
