Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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