Soap is not a condiment
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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