You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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