Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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