ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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