awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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