I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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