Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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