I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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