Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Life is so much better after having sex.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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