i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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