problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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