He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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