How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize