SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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