How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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