Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
