Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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