sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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