Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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