I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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