They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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