I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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