cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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