I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
