Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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