Dual....:-)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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