...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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