i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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