As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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