I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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