I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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