Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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