I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
nutella sex= disaster
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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