Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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