so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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