you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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