Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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