I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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