I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
