This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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