no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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