I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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