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U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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