ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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