My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
