i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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