Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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