Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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