just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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