you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Help. Why am I so naked?
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