I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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