also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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