No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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